Shoplyfter Zarella Skies The Collector.
„This is who I am.”
What you are, Zarella is a thief.
You describe yourself as a „collector” but be real.
First off, you have so much goddamn stolen shit stuffed in your coat you look like the Goodyear blimp.
Secondly, you’re a repeat offender.
And to top it all off you have a string of pearls hidden in your pussy.
Officer Billy Boston can’t help but notice that fact.
He also offers something else for you to collect: jail time.
Faced with the prospect of collecting „girlfriends” in the slammer you reluctantly agree to his new amnesty program.
It’s kinda like „community” service but more on a one-to-one basis.
Here are the „services” you provide: blowjob, standing doggy style, standing missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, and standing sideways sex.
You actually do get to collect something at the end…a creampie.
Now collect your clothes and GTFO.
I guess we all know Zarella’s favorite kind of pie. Yup…Boston cream.